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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Books I've Written....Now Available At Bookstores

A lot of time blog writers have their own books to promote. I'm no different, Here are some of the titles I've written:
Things To Do in Wisconsin When You're Lactose Intolerant
The Kama Sutra In Klingon
Jesus Doesn't Really Love You That's Why He Never Returns Your Calls
Masturbation For Dummies
The Complete Idiot's Guide To "If a Plane crashes half in the U.S. and half In Canada, Where Do You Bury The Survivors?"
Kiryas Joel and The Rebbe In The Big Yellow Yarmulke
Let Alcohol Take The Blame: How To Avoid Personal Responsibility In The 21st Century
Why Does That Kid Wear A Helmet?: Secrets I Learned While Riding The Little Bus
Take This Steve Jobs and Shove It: 101 Things You Can Do With Your Mac

These titles are available everywhere fine books are imagined.

3 Comments:

Blogger Kristen said...

oh dear lord ... any publisher that turns you down is brainless and incompetent.

8:46 PM  
Blogger Mike Stewart said...

"Masturbation for Dummies" I think I can relate to that one! Is it available on Amazon?

8:50 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I wish it were than I could have made some money off of all those hours I wasted in adolescence.

8:05 PM  

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